Friday, June 30, 2006

Annapolis

Hadn't heard of this movie till I caught it on the in flight guide. I can only describe it as An Officer and a Gentlemen meets Rocky. It never really delivers on either front - but it kept me reasonably entertained particularly the sultry Jordana Brewster.

Overall 6.5/10 (it has to be better than Cheaper by the Dozen 2)

Cheaper By The Dozen 2

Having seen the first I was keen to watch this movie for two reasons a.I was coming to the end of a 6.30hour flight and was rather tired and b. for completeness

This really is the death of narrative cinema to quote a famous film critic. However I found it rather amusing with a wholesome feel. Also how could I not enjoy performances from Steve Martin and Eugene Levy ?

Overall 6/10

It is just the small differences

My second day in Dubai was much better than my first. After a rather restless night as I recovered from a little stomach bug I woke up feeling a lot better than the day before.

My mood also improved as I have been able to "borrow" a wireless internet connection so blogging from my hotel room has become a lot easier as has staying in touch with my nearest and dearest back home.

After yesterday's little trip to the Mall of the Emirates I thought I would sample what Deira City Center had to offer. I had a pleasant afternoon mooching around in there and was surprised to find a couple of sort after Nintendo DS games namely Metroid Pinball and Magentica. The giveaway black boxes they came in shows their US heritage and that works for me.

I found Deira City Center the type of Mall I would actually shop in as opposed to Mall of the Emirates where I would probably just gawp and stare at all the designer shops there. Also Deira I think has the upper in Electronic goodies - but I think I need a second viewing of the Mall of the Emirates just to be sure.

I am still in that odd stage where I keep trying to convert everything back into UK sterling and then deciding if something is cheap or not. Here are the things that are staples to me so far:

xb0x 360 Game - Hitman Blood Money- UK £50 /Dubai 259 AED (£40)
One Pint Strongbow - UK £2.50 / Dubai 22 AED (£3.40)
One 20 minute cab ride - UK - £20 (in Surrey) / Dubai 32AED (£4.90)
BK Whopper - UK £3 / Dubai (£2.80)

I hear from the expats that have been here a while that Dubai is getting more expensive all the time. Well from where I am standing it still seems quite reasonable especially considering the huge price of cars and petrol in the UK.

I feel that Dubai seems to have everything I need - except I have managed to leave my hayfever firmly back in the UK.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Touch Down

Early this morning I touched down at Dubai International. I flew Emirates air for the first time and I was impressed. The seats were comfortable their ICE entertainment system was excellent and the service was really good. I can only dock mark as the lamb dish I ate on the plane did not really agree with me and caused me to feel unwell most of today.

On landing at Dubai - I liked the airport - very modern and a whole host of shopping is available while you wait for your flights.

I had been a little worried about getting my visa at the airport but my company employed the services of Mahabra. This a visa service company where nice ladies in yellow jackets had my visa ready took me to an executive queue and even waited with me to get my bags and meet my ride to the hotel. All in all a very stress free service.

So Dubai - here I am. I find the place like cultural collision of the Far East and North America underlined with Emirate culture. I think it will take a me a little while to get used to everything.

The hotel I am staying at is good for a big rooms but sadly lacking in some of the more modern luxuries like broadband internet. So I find myself in an internet cafe just next door. I am sure I will get to know this place very well.

I did manage to go out and see a little of Dubai today and what a better place to start than with some shopping? I took a cab to the Mall of the Emirates. This is the places that hosts Ski Dubai an indoor 400m ski slope. Kind of weird to see that when the temperature outdoor is above 40deg C. After a couple of hours of mooching around designer stores I decided that this place wasn't for me and tomorrow I may do to Deira City Center to check out more electrical type stores.

So overall -
Emirates Air = good
Hotel = OK
Dubai = going take sometime to get used to

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Pack it up, pack it in

The last two days have seen my stuff assembled into little brown cardboard boxes and out onto a not so little lorry. It was interesting to see them seal the container with a tiny sliver of aluminium - didn't seem much to protect all my contents. I was also impressed by seeing a huge articulated lorry in my driveway.

The ship that my container is on leaves Southampton docks on the 1st of July and is scheduled to arrive in Dubai on the 14th July. That seems really fast to me - and if this is the case the next thing I need to find is a nice apartment to live in. I am sure the subject of many a future blog.

T -17 hours till I fly...it all seems very real now my flat is empty, my car is gone, I have no keys to anything in the UK and all I have close to me are a few suitcases.

Next blog Dubai

Monday, June 26, 2006

Leaving on a jet plane

All my bags are packed, I am ready to go - or so the song goes.

The weekend has been busy as I have offloaded as many things are possible to my nearest and dearest and did the last bit of DIY in the flat (not all of it planned).

I have been amazed at how much I have been able to accumulate in five years in my UK flat.
I think the thing that shocked me most was the sheer amount of clothes I have got. Despite giving away three huge black bags of clothes - packing three suitcases and the removal men filling 4 "wardrobe cartons" why is it so difficult to find something to wear? The lesson here for me is two fold - less is more and quality over quantity.

This morning three chaps from the removal company turned up and have neatly boxed up my worldly possessions in a matter of hours. I was really impressed especially the way they have put my sofa in what I can only describe as the world's biggest jiffy bag. The container arrives tomorrow so the nice chaps will be back to load that up and finish up the last bit of packing.

With that done I will drop my car off and spend a quiet evening with some close friends before heading to Heathrow.

Dubai here I come T minus 48 hours.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Two Screens are Better than one

Yesterday was the official launch day for the Nintendo DS lite I have to admit for falling for the hype and picking one up. Something that I am now very pleased that I did. I have owned a Sony PSP for sometime now having got one before the UK launch. The difference between the two is quite remarkable.

Sure the PSP is a marvel of engineering with a great wide screen display, super crisp 3D graphics and the ability to view photos/movies and listen to mp3s - it is just that none of the games I have played on it have really "grabbed" me. Not that I am short of PSP games I have over 20, but perhaps I have just not found the right ones.

The Nintendo DS lite on the other hand is a model of simplicity. The dual screens and touch screen are used perfectly in the few titles I have played. The games really have grabbed me and have refused to let go:

  1. Mario Kart DS - all my old favourite tracks from previous mario kart versions and a whole bunch of new ones - just the best Mario Kart ever on any platform
  2. Brain Training - some software that had introduced me to the word of sudoku (completed my first 5 sudoku puzzles ever) and has me enthralled with trying to improve my brain age
  3. Advanced Wars Dual Strike - just an awesome turn based strategy game
And I haven't even tried Phoenix Wright:Ace Attorney or Metroid Prime.

I will be keeping the PSP and exploring some other games on it - but for me the hand-held that goes in my hand luggage this Wednesday is the Nintendo DS Lite. In addition to my video iPod of course.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

My Life is for rent

For the removal of my effects to Dubai - Allied Pickfords have asked for me to inventory all my worldly possessions for the purposes of insurance.

This was no easy or short task to catalogue all my goods and to value them. I was left with a strangely empty feeling that the things that make home home for me are valued at £47k....

One week and counting

Well nearly time to make the trip to sunnier climes. Looking back over the past few weeks I have managed to get quite a lot done:

  1. Flat Rented
  2. Car sold (so sad to see that go)
  3. Tax man dealt with
  4. Work visa obtained
  5. Removals arranged

Just a few more things to sort out - need to get that kitchen rewired and perhaps a matching hob installed to go along with the new oven I just got. Other than that I need to start on the epic task of packing. I have managed to recycle over two years of PC and What Hi-Fi mags and given away about half of my spirits collection (can't take any of that with me)

This weekend will see me disconnect my digital life ready for Pickfords to come and collect it all - put it in a container and sail it all to Dubai.

Goodbye all precious toys ....

Knockout Stages

There will be a lot written about England's performance or lack of it this evening in the 2-2 draw. For me the whole thing is simple:

  1. England finished top of the group
  2. The avoid playing a dangerous looking Germany
  3. Bring on Ecuador
  4. Michael Owen sadly injured

Anything else is histrionics - oh and smashing goals from Joe Cole and Stevie G. I had to watch the BBC highlights just to here the Motson goal commentary - I can't help but enjoy it.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Having moderately enjoyed the original Duece Bigalow Male Gigolo movie - I thought I would give this a watch. Sadly it was really really awful and not even funnily bad if you see what I mean.

I give it 1/10 - only redeeming feature is that Kelly Brook makes a silverscreen appearance

Monday, June 19, 2006

Lord of War

An usual Nicholas Cage movie based on actual events of a gun runner. I liked his narrative thoughout the movie and the occasional "Jackie Brown"'esq gun descriptions in the movie. Overall 7.5/10

Domino

This was my DVD of the day a gritty performance by Keira Knightley - the weird thing is that
she smokes exactly like an old friend of mine Gemma W. This movie also has the main star narrating through it - not as well done as Lord of War from that point of view.


I give it 7/10 mostly for some of the dark comedy in it.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Lord of Land

With my impending move to new shores the reality that I should actually rent out my current apartment in the UK was something I needed to sort out. Having finally come close to the conclusion of becoming a landlord for the first ever time I thought it prudent to document the things I have learnt over the past four weeks.

The first task in hand was to get some rental valuations from a selection of local agents. After I did this I was only ever going to select the agency that my good friend Stew G uses to manage his buy to let investment property - namely Luff Associates. Needless to say I found them very professional and having met Mary Luff of said company I have total faith in her ability to look after my flat in my absence. In the space of four days she found a pair of professional sharers prepared to take on my place for a 12 month lease.

Finding tenants was the easy part - getting the place ready to rent was another matter. Here are the things I had to get done:

  1. Landlord's certificate for Gas Boiler and Hob - cost 60UKP for the cetificate and about the same for the boiler service. Note to self I should really maintain the british gas service contract due to its age
  2. Landlord's certificate for the electicals also called a Domestic Installation Periodic Inspection Report - you need to get this done by a NICEIC electrician. This test showed a few faults in my wiring which will be rectified this week. Why did the people who installed the kitchen use cheap lighting flex for the plug sockets - so sad...
  3. Landlords contents insurance - seems that this is required for curtains, floors, light fixtures, appliance and everything else I leave in an unfurnished flat....This was easily taken care of by Endsleigh Insurance and the call center girl from Gloucester who I spoke to was really nice. This made the 160 quid premium all the more worth it
  4. Landlords building insurance - this is all ready covered by the joint residents insurance I have all ready
  5. The tax man - again after telling the tax office I am no longer resident in this country and despite making an overall loss on the rental of the flat vs mortgage/upkeep I had to fill in ANOTHER form this time a Non-resident Landlords form. Having done this I now have to complete a self assessment form every year now despite having managed to avoid this for the last two tax years.
  6. Professional Inventory, rent guarantee and legal expense insurance and professional cleaning prior to occupancy are all other additional costs that will be taken out of my first rent cheque along with the 11.5%+VAT fee for Luff Associates - means I doubt I will see any money at all for the first two months.
Having added up the cost of preparing and renting the flat out I am still trying to convince myself that I have done the right thing. People keep telling me I am....however they are not the ones who keep asking me for money....

Where is the Love?

This weekend a couple of friends and I went along to Wembley arena to watch the Black Eyed Peas and Pussycat Dolls play.

I came away from the concert feeling that the £35+booking fee I paid for my ticket was not only tremendous value but a key to seeing some truly excellent performances. The Pussycat Dolls performed with bucketful's of sexiness and were the perfect starter for an entrĂ©e of Peas.

Now, I am not a massive fan of the BEPs but after witnessing a over two hours of them deliver s across a gamut of musical styles I was well and truly hooked. My top five favourite moments from the concert:

  1. The whole crowd going "retarded" to the song "shut up" - I am not sure I have seen a crowd rock so hard
  2. Fergie's cover/tribute of "Sweet Child o'mine" - summed up her vocal talents
  3. William's beatbox/drumming solo - this dude really can walk and chew gum
  4. apl.de.ap and Taboo's Hip Hop tribute to Eminem, 50 cent and house of pain - I really wanted to go to "the after party"
  5. The "Where is the Love?" performance - mobile phones are the new lighters...
I am now well and truly a converted BEP fan and will now promote both their albums to my iPod (heady heights indeed). The way they fused together a broad range of music from hip hop to reggae to make their own unique sound was nice to hear that a band whose songs do not sound the same but are instantly identifiable as BEP.

BEP music for the next generation?.......I think so.